#35) A Public Service Announcement

Monday is Valentine’s Day, as I’m sure you are aware. This “holiday” can be a mine-field for some of us, the walking wounded and broken hearted. So, before you go trying to cuff someone on short-notice, or reminisce and miss someone, masturbate first. Horniness can masquerade as a lot of other emotions, especially love. If you’re like me, spank yourself, hard, then masturbate, hard. It’s not the same as having a Dom-lover, but it’ll get you through. I’ve done it several times so far today, and the day is not over yet, and Monday is still a ways off.

But, don’t worry, I’m over him. We broke-up long ago, it’s all behind me now…

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