#328) Feminine Beauty Is Roundness

This is an editorial; it’s all my humble opinion. But I hold that human sexual attraction is based on spherical roundness. Whether you think of it as God’s creation or evolution or whatever, it’s that female roundness that is the basis for male interest.

They refer to eyes as hypnotic. The reason that they’re mesmerizing is that roundness of the orb itself and the iris on it. I try to feature eye contact in my writing; these windows to the soul are a big part of attraction and falling in love.

And that roundness is mirrored below the eyes in the female breasts. They have that same design. I’ve honestly shared that this anatomical feature is where I feel slightly deficient; I don’t have big boobies. Having seen LOTS of fake ones on friends (I lived in Los Angeles, after all), I don’t want to go that route.

Just to make sure that we catch the attention of a possible suitor both coming and going, there is that same globular structure to the buttocks (particular if they are augmented with spank spots to match irises and nipples). I’ve honestly shared that I don’t feel deficient in the least in the fullness of this feature. What can I say about the female fanny that I haven’t already in over three hundred posts on a blog devoted to the topic? Let me quote better writers than I. Rimbaud called them “two outstanding arcs.” Byron said of the female derriere that it is “a strange and beautiful thing to behold.”
Several factors make this true. Women have more adipose tissue than men, a layer of fat under the skin. It makes us jiggle. I knew an older gentleman who would always say when a statuesque woman walked by, “That must be jelly because jam don’t shake like that!” Women have more curvaceous protrusions than men, both fore and aft. And, as that gent was getting at, there are undulations in women’s movements, that certain sashay in the hips and ass, a symphony of movement.
I hope you join me in this celebration of the female form in all its splendor, in all its variety, in all its roundness!

(This photo is all over the Internet. I think that this female bottom is one of the MOST beautiful I’ve ever seen pictured! If you know who it belongs to, please tell us so in the comments below!)

6 responses to “#328) Feminine Beauty Is Roundness”

  1. Pardon the pun butt I think I might ROUND out this unique and attractive approach to the attraction of round bottoms with a brief mention of the anus. Definitely a part of the bottom and preferably round rather than square. Again, pardon the pun(s).
    I like this post a lot! Butt of course all your posts are about my all ’round 🙂 favorite subject ie female bottoms.Thanx!

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  2. A LONG time ago. In my office that I shared with a very attractive woman, “S”. In walks another equally attractive woman (“L”) and the conversion somehow got around to boobs, as in women’s.

    L, out of the blue says, “I’m lucky. I’ve got great boobs. Nice and ROUND, and not too big.” Then cupped and bounced her boobs as a teaser..

    Me: “Well, we only have your word for that. Show us.”

    For some reason, L decided not to defend her claim.

    One more!!

    “I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that’s what being a bloke is. When Man invented fire, he didn’t say “Hey, let’s cook!” He said: “Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!” As soon as Caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of – hey! – naked bottoms! We’ve turned the Internet into an enormous international database of… naked bottoms! So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. Frankly, girls, I’m not so sure how insulted you really ought to be” – Steve, shouting to five women who questioned (a bit) his interest in spanking and bottoms; in the British comedy, “Coupling.”


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      • The video clip is out there if you are interested.

        The show is “Coupling,” a British “Friends,” with a bit more attitude.
        The episode is titled “INFERNO.” But that’s not the FULL title.
        And since you like spanking – this is the one!
        Because guess what Inferno refers to…???

        The episode deals with Steve coming home and finding his cute girlfriend, Susan, ‘tidying up’ his flat. And he panics because she may have found a certain video in his player, a video no one wants to be caught with!

        Have a laugh


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