When all of you lovely readers make comments on my writing, I’ll find myself rereading my original post, and sometimes catch some proofreading errors that I didn’t see the first time. This pisses me off! I’ve taught slews of students to do better, and here I am f*cking it up! It’s because I’m rushed, but that’s no excuse.
Remember the old concept of a Kissing Booth at a county fair? (I can’t imagine really letting strangers kiss me on the lips, but…) I envision adapting this to a Spanking Booth, where I’d be bared and bent over, ready to accept punishment from my readers for typographical errors. It seems some readers take this offense very seriously, and really spank me hard and long! Some of the most mild-mannered people (judging by their polite posted comments) spank the hardest, surprisingly.
Anyway, as I’d say over and over again if in a Spanking Booth, “I’m sorry!”