Not for me; I’m not very good with the longer-handled tennis racket.
But look at your doubles partner. She’s not wearing anything under that short skirt! Isn’t she asking for it? What’re you going to do in response to this naked plea for attention? May I suggest you serve some aces across her ass?
Butt Stuff 
4 responses to “#462) Tennis, Anyone?”
I have played…and do play…tennis. I would practice both my forehand and backhand strokes across her naughty, naked cheeks!
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Sorry, I need a few strokes myself for spelling practise incorrectly above…
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Ummmm, nice mental image! Forehand and backhand strokes, one right after the other…
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what a perfect time it would have been to be wearing a jeweled butt plug. Talk about distracting.
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