I haven’t been shy about proclaiming my hatred for wooden implements here on my blog. But, I must confess that I have received some really memorable spankings with this simple household item, from way back in childhood right up to last evening. That isn’t me pictured above, but my butt did look like that, and now it’s mottled with purple bruises. So, I am both in heaven and feeling horny as hell.
I would love to display these prominently in my home. I only hope that whoever owns these washes the spoons between either task…!
This also is not an actual photo of me, but it might as well be! I have literally gotten soaking wet while shopping and seeing a display like this one in the store!
I hope that it hasn’t been too long since you last felt that distinctive sting of the wooden spoon being applied to your tushy!