I’m a grown ass woman with responsibilities,
who loves nothing more than to be taken over a knee
and spanked like a naughty little girl.
My backside is well padded for its primary task of providing a comfortable seat,
yet I continually behave in such a way that my punishment
will preclude my being able to comfortably do so.
I taught my anal sphincter to learn a lesson from my pussy,
to be multi-task-oriented as both an exit for bodily functions
and, as importantly, as an entrance for sexual congress.
I’m a happy heterosexual
who dreams constantly about licking vagina
and having its possessor lick mine.
I think about how my nipples
may one day give suck to an infant
as they are pinched and tortured by my lover.
My body is just a temporary vessel for my one-way journey on this temporal plain,
where I get pleasure from pain, and the grass seems always greener
when my ass is all the redder.