#741) One Could Do Worse Than Be a Swinger Getting a Birching

My apologies to Robert Frost, whose work I generally revere, for my piece’s title, but if I ever got to design the architecture of my home, I’d want to install a big swing in the playroom. (Just having a dedicated playroom would be a thrill!) Reportedly, Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee had a swing over their bed for him to see her naughty lady bits exposed overhead, but I have greater designs in mind (to have a design whipped into my butt).

Here is a photo of the incomparable Jennifer Lopez (singer, dancer, actress, producer, callipygous trend-setter) early in her career (around her fly-girl fame). Look at that marvelous bum hanging off the swing, perched in mid-air! There’s just one thing wrong with this picture.

Jennifer hasn’t been shy (in her later career) about showing off her uncovered understanding.

I want to see a photo shoot of the present-day JLo unclothed, swinging away, no gown, no undies…

THIS. This is what I’m talkin’ about! This is where I got that derivation of the title, a birch switch utilized on the moving target of a swinging and deserving derriere. MY derriere.

My swing’s height should be adjustable (if I’m designing it, I want it all) so that various positions on the trapeze could be assumed.

Is there anything prettier than a fair lass showing off her fair ass forthrightly, unabashedly? One could do much worse than to bare one’s butt, climb up on a swing to show it off, and take a switching from your lover on the back-and-forth moving target!

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