A thorny issue was raised at the end of the last post, something I hadn’t considered until a photo was discussed of a pretty young lady flashing her bottom while climbing a mountain trail. Does the above photo help bring it to your mind? The thorny issue now completely dominates my thinking…

I don’t want to sound like a prick, but I don’t want any spectacular views upstaging me! Look at the above photos, please. (I’m sure that I don’t have to beg you!) Your eye is drawn both to the pretty lady AND to the stunning view in the background. I don’t want the competition; I want to be the focus on this trip!

Now do you see it? Nicely curved hillocks in the foreground, and nicely curved hillocks in the background. I’d hate to strip my clothes off, beckoning Robert to have his way with me, and have him say, “Hey, let’s go for a hike!” instead.

This is a REAL problem, one I wasn’t even aware of until posting! I’m going to crawl back into bed with Robert and whisper some well-chosen thoughts in his ear while he sleeps, plant some subliminal suggestions…