#804) Let’s Talk Tits Again

The other night, I asked Robert if he ever had a girlfriend with really big tits, and he said, “yes, several, in fact.” I then asked him if he ever had a girlfriend with breasts as small as mine. He said a simple “no.” This kind of conversation used to be enough to send me into convulsions of consternation. I’m more self-confident now, but it still makes me think.

They are supposed to be functional, udders to nourish a suckling babe. But they have come to embody so much more. They are seen as sexual (and aren’t the two photos above as artistic and sublime as can be!)

Still, I can’t help but wonder (not for the first time, not even for the fifteen thousandth) what it’d be like to have big bazongas.

They call it “an hourglass figure” for a reason. You can’t have it if you only have a few skimpy minutes on top and all the rest below.

That’s why I was super impressed when I came across the photo of this lovely model recently. I am SURE that she gets A LOT of pressure to have breast augmentation surgery, a boob job, as did I when I modeled years ago. I’m impressed that this lady has not succumbed to that pressure. It IS putting something foreign in your body, after all; some bodies rebel against it.

And you’ve got to admit, it is impressive when you see a lovely pair coming straight at you! They bobble and jostle in such a seductive manner…

I’ve had big-breasted friends. I know how they take them for granted, even self-deprecatingly joke about them.

I’ve heard them complain about painful bra-straps (or whatever means of support they use).

I guess I wonder about Robert’s true feelings because of my own secret lusts to feel, hold, fondle, suck and bite big boobies…

13 responses to “#804) Let’s Talk Tits Again”

  1. Personally, I’ve been a huge fan of large breasts. I don’t DISlike them, I just don’t hold them in the same awestruck regard as most other men apparently do.
    I recall reading years ago that the perfect-sized breast fits in a champagne glass (a coupe, not a flute) and it really does make sense. Far less susceptible to the ravages of time and gravity. Clothes fit better. I imagine that those less endowed also have fewer back issues in later years.

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    • Yes, I’ve heard that about a champagne glass, as well as the adage, “If it’s more than fits in your hand and your mouth, it’s a waste.” But it this titty-crazy culture, with mammy’s-boys fixated on mammories, it sometimes gets to me. Thanks for your cogent comments!

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  2. Consider for a moment, the number of ladies who desperately wished they had a nice booty? Boobs are nice. Bottoms are… enchanting. They’re both just body parts though, until you mix them with a gal who ‘thinks’ sexy rather than just looks it.

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  3. Well, normal sized breasts are fine but Impersonally am not impressed by anything more than that. Bottoms win out over breasts every time with me!
    Sophie x

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  4. First; “utters”? And not “udders”?

    It’s kind of a silly word, meant for livestock, and hanging below a belly facing the ground. I remember reading “The Naked Ape” decades ago, the chapter about he orientation of the human body, and the point that only humans have the ta-ta’s horizontal to the planet and designed to sexually attract. They are there for a purpose – We are supposed to look!!!

    With that, I’m with SusieP!!!

    Less (to me) is MORE! But it is damned and painfully hard to convince women of that.

    I knew as a horny teen with active glands that I preferred smaller. (I don’t care for the word ‘small,’ my preference is to just say ‘not big.’) And what I prefer – doesn’t mean squat! You get what she has and is willing to share!

    I never sought to date any women because of the size of her boobs. I was with her because I liked her. And wouldn’t ya’ know it – my first two Oh-mi-God loves of my life ? C-Cups! One that would later become a “D”, and then a “DD!” (I’m guessing the 2nd one, too; but I lost track of her.) I’m cursed.

    Can I flip this and ask you, Jean-Marie:

    – Do you think there were men in your past who DIDN’T date you because you were ‘not big?’
    – Do you think there were men in your past who DID date you for that same reason?

    A.J.

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    • Your question is a valid one, A.J., so I’m going to to get graphic in order to answer.
      I, along with MANY women, am, a crotch watcher. But, unlike most of my peers, I’m assessing something entirely different when I assess a man’s package through his pants. I like to have a cock up my butt and a super well endowed man hurts back there. I DO NOT WANT a well hung guy; I want a medium sized erection. Some women believe that they need a big cock in order to get off vaginally. If you believe that, it’s true, but I like to be serviced in both places so give me average size every time (just make him able to last a long time!).
      Warmly (your question got me hot and bothered!),
      Jean Marie

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  5. Glad I got you “hot and bothered!”

    As for “I DO NOT WANT a well hung guy; I want a medium sized erection.”

    Some years ago I hosted friends of mine (from high school!) at my beach house. Where, “alcohol was involved.”

    Somehow the conversation came around to men’s “packages” and someone made a comment on those with 6-inches or greater. Alice, an RN for many years and one who has seen pretty much everything, holds her hands and arms out and says in a nice loud voice: “It’s NOT LENGTH, dammit; it’s GIRTH!! That’s what gets women to really orgasm! A fat thick one!”

    Then we all laughed; because – it’s kinda’ true.

    How’s that for a conversation between friends who haven’t seen each other in YEARS?

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