The other night, I asked Robert if he ever had a girlfriend with really big tits, and he said, “yes, several, in fact.” I then asked him if he ever had a girlfriend with breasts as small as mine. He said a simple “no.” This kind of conversation used to be enough to send me into convulsions of consternation. I’m more self-confident now, but it still makes me think.
They are supposed to be functional, udders to nourish a suckling babe. But they have come to embody so much more. They are seen as sexual (and aren’t the two photos above as artistic and sublime as can be!)
Still, I can’t help but wonder (not for the first time, not even for the fifteen thousandth) what it’d be like to have big bazongas.
They call it “an hourglass figure” for a reason. You can’t have it if you only have a few skimpy minutes on top and all the rest below.
That’s why I was super impressed when I came across the photo of this lovely model recently. I am SURE that she gets A LOT of pressure to have breast augmentation surgery, a boob job, as did I when I modeled years ago. I’m impressed that this lady has not succumbed to that pressure. It IS putting something foreign in your body, after all; some bodies rebel against it.
And you’ve got to admit, it is impressive when you see a lovely pair coming straight at you! They bobble and jostle in such a seductive manner…
I’ve had big-breasted friends. I know how they take them for granted, even self-deprecatingly joke about them.
I’ve heard them complain about painful bra-straps (or whatever means of support they use).
I guess I wonder about Robert’s true feelings because of my own secret lusts to feel, hold, fondle, suck and bite big boobies…
Butt Stuff 
13 responses to “#804) Let’s Talk Tits Again”
Personally, I’ve been a huge fan of large breasts. I don’t DISlike them, I just don’t hold them in the same awestruck regard as most other men apparently do.
I recall reading years ago that the perfect-sized breast fits in a champagne glass (a coupe, not a flute) and it really does make sense. Far less susceptible to the ravages of time and gravity. Clothes fit better. I imagine that those less endowed also have fewer back issues in later years.
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Yes, I’ve heard that about a champagne glass, as well as the adage, “If it’s more than fits in your hand and your mouth, it’s a waste.” But it this titty-crazy culture, with mammy’s-boys fixated on mammories, it sometimes gets to me. Thanks for your cogent comments!
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I’ve the same view Jean Marie, handful lovely, more than that gives more trouble than they are worth!
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More than a mouthful is wasted.
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Consider for a moment, the number of ladies who desperately wished they had a nice booty? Boobs are nice. Bottoms are… enchanting. They’re both just body parts though, until you mix them with a gal who ‘thinks’ sexy rather than just looks it.
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Well said!
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Well, normal sized breasts are fine but Impersonally am not impressed by anything more than that. Bottoms win out over breasts every time with me!
Sophie x
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I can happily report that I have found that many men are equally fascinated by smaller breasts. No surprise when you contemplate the image of the beautiful small breasted model you have pictured above.
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Yep, complete agreement, SusieP. Sometimes I just wonder “what if…”
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First; “utters”? And not “udders”?
It’s kind of a silly word, meant for livestock, and hanging below a belly facing the ground. I remember reading “The Naked Ape” decades ago, the chapter about he orientation of the human body, and the point that only humans have the ta-ta’s horizontal to the planet and designed to sexually attract. They are there for a purpose – We are supposed to look!!!
With that, I’m with SusieP!!!
Less (to me) is MORE! But it is damned and painfully hard to convince women of that.
I knew as a horny teen with active glands that I preferred smaller. (I don’t care for the word ‘small,’ my preference is to just say ‘not big.’) And what I prefer – doesn’t mean squat! You get what she has and is willing to share!
I never sought to date any women because of the size of her boobs. I was with her because I liked her. And wouldn’t ya’ know it – my first two Oh-mi-God loves of my life ? C-Cups! One that would later become a “D”, and then a “DD!” (I’m guessing the 2nd one, too; but I lost track of her.) I’m cursed.
Can I flip this and ask you, Jean-Marie:
– Do you think there were men in your past who DIDN’T date you because you were ‘not big?’
– Do you think there were men in your past who DID date you for that same reason?
A.J.
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Your question is a valid one, A.J., so I’m going to to get graphic in order to answer.
I, along with MANY women, am, a crotch watcher. But, unlike most of my peers, I’m assessing something entirely different when I assess a man’s package through his pants. I like to have a cock up my butt and a super well endowed man hurts back there. I DO NOT WANT a well hung guy; I want a medium sized erection. Some women believe that they need a big cock in order to get off vaginally. If you believe that, it’s true, but I like to be serviced in both places so give me average size every time (just make him able to last a long time!).
Warmly (your question got me hot and bothered!),
Jean Marie
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Glad I got you “hot and bothered!”
As for “I DO NOT WANT a well hung guy; I want a medium sized erection.”
Some years ago I hosted friends of mine (from high school!) at my beach house. Where, “alcohol was involved.”
Somehow the conversation came around to men’s “packages” and someone made a comment on those with 6-inches or greater. Alice, an RN for many years and one who has seen pretty much everything, holds her hands and arms out and says in a nice loud voice: “It’s NOT LENGTH, dammit; it’s GIRTH!! That’s what gets women to really orgasm! A fat thick one!”
Then we all laughed; because – it’s kinda’ true.
How’s that for a conversation between friends who haven’t seen each other in YEARS?
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I’ve known several nurses well as dear friends, NO ONE cuts to the truth of any matter like a nurse!
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