It’s all over the (pop culture) news today. Shakira just released a new record, one focusing on dishing her former lover ( a la Taylor Swift).

It seems her long-time boyfriend was caught cheating on Shakira. The evidence was that the cheater-new-girl ate something out of Shakira’s refrigerator that the boyfriend didn’t like. It was strawberry jam, apparently a whole jar of this jam.

And like the littlest bear in the “Goldilocks” story, Shakira saw that her food was eaten all up and so suspicions were aroused. As she now sings in her song on stage, “Don’t get even, make money!” Keep on keeping on, keep shaking that thing, Shakira! And if you are a cheater, only eat things that don’t show…